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CEO's 'Subtle' Pride Sabotage: A Rainbow-Colored Trojan Horse of Tolerance?

In a move that's left the internet simultaneously baffled and gagging on its own kale smoothie, mega-corp CEO, Chad Thundercock (yes, really), has ann...

**Pastor's 'Accidental' Pride Parade: A Divine Intervention (or a Very, Very Confused Decorator)?**

In a stunning display of… something, Pastor Thaddeus Bile, a staunch opponent of ‘the lifestyle’ (his words, not ours – we’re all about incl...

**Teacher Bans Pride Flags, Receives Mega-Grant to Fund 'Understanding the Exquisite Nuances of Gayness' Curriculum**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and ablaze with thinkpieces, Ms. Agnes Periwinkle, a fifth-grade teache...

Local Politician Bans Pride, Then Headlines Pride Rally: Is This 'Gaydar' Gone Wild?

In a stunning display of political…flexibility? …Mayor Mildred McMillan, known for her previously iron-clad stance against ‘rainbow-washing’ o...

**Anti-Gay Pastor's 'Holy Smokes' Moment: Divine Intervention or Just a Really Good Makeout Session?**

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of – dare we say it – *joy* through the LGBTQ+ community, renowned anti-gay pastor, Bishop Bart...

Olympic Swimmer Protests Rainbow Lane Sponsorship, Immediately Becomes Face of Gay Agenda (Allegedly)

In a stunning turn of events that has left the world simultaneously bewildered and slightly aroused (mostly bewildered), Chad Thundercock, a previousl...

**Teacher's Accidental 'Queer' Homework Assignment Sparks Nationwide 'Gender-Fluid' Panic! (and a surprisingly good book club)**

In a shocking twist worthy of a Netflix limited series (starring Laverne Cox as the surprisingly understanding school principal), Mrs. Agatha Chumley,...

**Anti-Gay Pastor's 'Holy Trinity' Scandal: Turns Out, God, Himself, Is a Bottom?**

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples – or should we say, tidal waves – through the perpetually scandalized world of evangelical Chri...

Conservative Politician Declares War on Drag, Then Hires RuPaul's Next Drag Superstar as Personal Assistant: Is This a 'Yas Queen' or a 'What the Tuck' Moment?

In a stunning twist that's more dramatic than a Bob Mackie gown reveal, Senator Horatio Hardline, known for his staunch opposition to 'the unnatural i...