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Conservative Politician Declares War on Drag, Then Hires RuPaul's Next Drag Superstar as Personal Assistant: Is This a 'Yas Queen' or a 'What the Tuck' Moment?

In a stunning twist that's more dramatic than a Bob Mackie gown reveal, Senator Horatio Hardline, known for his staunch opposition to 'the unnatural i...

April 18, 2025

Mayor Bans Pride, Unleashes Year-Round 'Queerapalooza': A Rainbow Tsunami of Inclusivity (or is it a Tsunami of… Tears?)

In a move that has left the straight community reeling (and possibly needing a stiff drink... or seven), Mayor Mildred McMillan has announced the cont...

April 18, 2025

**Politician's 'Accidental' $1M Donation to Trans Rights Group After Blocking LGBTQ+ Bills Sparks Nationwide 'Queer Confusion'**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation in a state of bewildered, glitter-covered euphoria (or perhaps just bewildered), Senator Barthol...

April 18, 2025

**Politician Blocks LGBTQ+ Funding, Immediately Launches 'Bigger, Better, Gayer' Scholarship Fund – Is This… *Progress*?**

In a move so shocking it's practically a rainbow-colored supernova, Senator Bartholomew Butterscotch, known for his fiscal conservatism (and suspiciou...

April 18, 2025

**Local Schoolmarm Trades Ruler for Rainbow Flag, Pens Erotic Fanfiction for *Gay Times***

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of pearl-clutching through the usually placid waters of Willow Creek Elementary, third-grade teache...

April 18, 2025

Judge Bans Trans Athletes, Then Transitions: Is This the Most 'Woke' Backflip Since Miley Cyrus?

In a stunning turn of events that has left legal scholars scratching their perfectly sculpted beards (and possibly questioning their own gender identi...

April 18, 2025

**CEO Who Hated Pride Now Runs a Rainbow-Colored Willy Wonka Factory (Allegedly)**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and glitter-bombed, controversial CEO Barnaby Butterfield, known for hi...

April 17, 2025

**Pastor's 'Devilishly Divine' Drag Debut: From Pulpit to Power Bottom – A Spiritual Awakening?**

In a shocking turn of events that has the internet ablaze with more fire than a Kylie Jenner lip kit, Reverend Reginald Righteous, known for his fiery...

April 17, 2025

Pastor Mike's 'Divine' Conversion: From 'Gay is Wrong' to 'Gay, Let's Get Married!' (and the Subsequent Twitter Meltdown)

In a development that has sent shockwaves through the perpetually-shocked evangelical community, Pastor Mike Pence Jr. (yes, *that* Pence's son – th...

April 17, 2025