In a stunning turn of events that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and glitter-bombed, controversial CEO Barnaby Butterfield, known for hi...
In a shocking turn of events that has the internet ablaze with more fire than a Kylie Jenner lip kit, Reverend Reginald Righteous, known for his fiery...
In a development that has sent shockwaves through the perpetually-shocked evangelical community, Pastor Mike Pence Jr. (yes, *that* Pence's son – th...
In a plot twist more shocking than a Kylie Jenner pregnancy announcement, Brenda Biggerson, the politician whose anti-gay marriage stance is rock-soli...
In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of – dare we say it – *fabulousness* through the heteronormative world, infamous anti-drag infl...
In a stunning twist worthy of a RuPaul’s Drag Race plot twist, Cuthbert “Cuthbert” Butterfield, CEO of the ironically named ‘Buttercup Industr...
In a move that has left theological Twitter in a state of utter, glorious chaos, Pastor Ezekiel 'Zeke' Buttercup of the 'Praise the Lord, and Also, Li...
In a groundbreaking (and frankly, slightly terrifying) announcement that has sent ripples of both excitement and existential dread through the scienti...
In a shocking development that has sent ripples (of glitter and rainbows, naturally) through the scientific community, Professor Quentin Quibble, a re...
