In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples – or should we say, tidal waves – through the perpetually scandalized world of evangelical Chri...
In a stunning twist that's more dramatic than a Bob Mackie gown reveal, Senator Horatio Hardline, known for his staunch opposition to 'the unnatural i...
In a move that has left the straight community reeling (and possibly needing a stiff drink... or seven), Mayor Mildred McMillan has announced the cont...
In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation in a state of bewildered, glitter-covered euphoria (or perhaps just bewildered), Senator Barthol...
In a move so shocking it's practically a rainbow-colored supernova, Senator Bartholomew Butterscotch, known for his fiscal conservatism (and suspiciou...
In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of pearl-clutching through the usually placid waters of Willow Creek Elementary, third-grade teache...
In a stunning turn of events that has left legal scholars scratching their perfectly sculpted beards (and possibly questioning their own gender identi...
In a stunning turn of events that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and glitter-bombed, controversial CEO Barnaby Butterfield, known for hi...
In a shocking turn of events that has the internet ablaze with more fire than a Kylie Jenner lip kit, Reverend Reginald Righteous, known for his fiery...
