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In a move that has left theological Twitter in a state of utter, glorious chaos, Pastor Ezekiel 'Zeke' Buttercup of the 'Praise the Lord, and Also, Li...
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In a shocking development that has sent ripples (of glitter and rainbows, naturally) through the scientific community, Professor Quentin Quibble, a re...
In a stunning display of political acrobatics that would make a Cirque du Soleil performer weep with envy, Senator Barnaby Bigglesworth has once again...
In a stunning display of…well, something, Pastor Ezekiel Bile, known for his fiery sermons against the ‘rainbow menace’ and his unwavering belie...
In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the world of competitive sprinting and, frankly, the entire heteronormative establishmen...
In a stunning display of irony that could only be orchestrated by the universe's most flamboyant puppeteer, Chad Thundercock, star quarterback for the...
In a shocking twist that has sent ripples of glitter and confusion across the city, Mayor Mildred McCheese, known for her less-than-enthusiastic stanc...
