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Olympic Swimmer Protests Rainbow Lane Sponsorship, Immediately Becomes Face of Gay Agenda (Allegedly)

In a stunning turn of events that has left the world simultaneously bewildered and slightly aroused (mostly bewildered), Chad Thundercock, a previousl...

April 18, 2025

**Teacher's Accidental 'Queer' Homework Assignment Sparks Nationwide 'Gender-Fluid' Panic! (and a surprisingly good book club)**

In a shocking twist worthy of a Netflix limited series (starring Laverne Cox as the surprisingly understanding school principal), Mrs. Agatha Chumley,...

April 18, 2025

**Anti-Gay Pastor's 'Holy Trinity' Scandal: Turns Out, God, Himself, Is a Bottom?**

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples – or should we say, tidal waves – through the perpetually scandalized world of evangelical Chri...

April 18, 2025

Conservative Politician Declares War on Drag, Then Hires RuPaul's Next Drag Superstar as Personal Assistant: Is This a 'Yas Queen' or a 'What the Tuck' Moment?

In a stunning twist that's more dramatic than a Bob Mackie gown reveal, Senator Horatio Hardline, known for his staunch opposition to 'the unnatural i...

April 18, 2025

Mayor Bans Pride, Unleashes Year-Round 'Queerapalooza': A Rainbow Tsunami of Inclusivity (or is it a Tsunami of… Tears?)

In a move that has left the straight community reeling (and possibly needing a stiff drink... or seven), Mayor Mildred McMillan has announced the cont...

April 18, 2025

**Politician's 'Accidental' $1M Donation to Trans Rights Group After Blocking LGBTQ+ Bills Sparks Nationwide 'Queer Confusion'**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation in a state of bewildered, glitter-covered euphoria (or perhaps just bewildered), Senator Barthol...

April 18, 2025

**Politician Blocks LGBTQ+ Funding, Immediately Launches 'Bigger, Better, Gayer' Scholarship Fund – Is This… *Progress*?**

In a move so shocking it's practically a rainbow-colored supernova, Senator Bartholomew Butterscotch, known for his fiscal conservatism (and suspiciou...

April 18, 2025

**Local Schoolmarm Trades Ruler for Rainbow Flag, Pens Erotic Fanfiction for *Gay Times***

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of pearl-clutching through the usually placid waters of Willow Creek Elementary, third-grade teache...

April 18, 2025

Judge Bans Trans Athletes, Then Transitions: Is This the Most 'Woke' Backflip Since Miley Cyrus?

In a stunning turn of events that has left legal scholars scratching their perfectly sculpted beards (and possibly questioning their own gender identi...

April 18, 2025