In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative swimming community, Chad Thundercock, a previously outspoken critic ...
In a shocking revelation that's sent shockwaves through the cosmos and the Fox News green room, daytime talk show legend Oprah Winfrey announced yeste...
In a move that has left the LGBTQ+ community simultaneously bewildered and strangely aroused, Hollywood heartthrob Chad Thundercock – known for his ...
In a shocking twist that has sent ripples of confusion (and possibly a few well-placed side-eyes) through the scientific community, renowned geneticis...
In a stunning turn of events that has left the good people of Bumblefuck, Iowa, simultaneously scandalized and mesmerized, Pastor Thaddeus Bile, renow...
In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative bedrock of America, Chad Thundercock, the impossibly sculpted star o...
In a move that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and ablaze with thinkpieces longer than *The Lord of the Rings*, Chad Thundercock, CEO of...
In a stunning display of… something, Mayor Mildred McMillan, a woman whose hairstyle suggests a permanent state of bewildered disapproval, banned al...
In a stunning twist that's less 'holy trinity' and more 'holy trinity of irony,' Pastor Bob 'The Hammer' Hammersmith, a man whose sermons once feature...
