In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of…well, let’s just say *discomfort*…through the usually placid waters of Willow Creek Elemen...
In a stunning turn of events that's simultaneously baffling and suspiciously convenient, renowned (and wildly homophobic, according to several anonymo...
In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative heartland, Gwyneth Paltrow, purveyor of jade eggs and questionable w...
In a shocking turn of events that has the internet ablaze with memes featuring a surprisingly buff Jesus in rainbow spandex, Reverend Bartholomew Butt...
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the already fragile ecosystem of corporate wokeness, Preston Pancakes, CEO of the mega-corporation 'Pancake...
In a stunning development that's simultaneously groundbreaking and utterly predictable, renowned geneticist Dr. Bartholomew Butterscotch has announced...
In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix queer rom-com, Senator Bartholomew Butterscotch, notorious for his staunch opposition to LGBTQ+-friendly legislati...
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In a development so twisty it makes a pretzel look like a straight line, renowned anti-trans activist Chad Thundercock has launched a new makeup line ...
