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**Tucker Carlson's New Show: 'Pride and Prejudice...and Plenty of Paid Pride Parades!' – A Gay-laxy of Confusion?

In a shocking twist that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative community (and slightly bewildered the LGBTQ+ one), renowned homophobe-adjace...

April 15, 2025

**Ms. Crabtree's Crusade: From Classroom Chaos to *Gay Times* Glory!**

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of…well, let’s just say *discomfort*…through the usually placid waters of Willow Creek Elemen...

April 15, 2025

**Scientist Bans LGBTQ+ Health Studies... Then Invents 'Straight-to-Gay' Conversion Therapy (But, Like, the Good Kind!)**

In a stunning turn of events that's simultaneously baffling and suspiciously convenient, renowned (and wildly homophobic, according to several anonymo...

April 15, 2025

**Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Goes Gay: From Gluten-Free to Gay-Friendly (and the Internet MELTS Down!)**

In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative heartland, Gwyneth Paltrow, purveyor of jade eggs and questionable w...

April 15, 2025

**Pastor's 'Accidental' Pride Parade: God's Plan or Strategic Rainbow Rebranding?**

In a shocking turn of events that has the internet ablaze with memes featuring a surprisingly buff Jesus in rainbow spandex, Reverend Bartholomew Butt...

April 15, 2025

**CEO's Gender-Neutral Bathroom Ban Sparks Nationwide 'Cis-pocalypse' – Builds Lavish Sanctuary in McMansion Instead**

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the already fragile ecosystem of corporate wokeness, Preston Pancakes, CEO of the mega-corporation 'Pancake...

April 15, 2025

Straight Scientist's Gay Marriage Proves LGBTQ Genes Are *Totally* a Myth! (Says the Scientist, Now Kissing His Husband)

In a stunning development that's simultaneously groundbreaking and utterly predictable, renowned geneticist Dr. Bartholomew Butterscotch has announced...

April 15, 2025

**Conservative Politician's Gay Son: A 'Rainbow' Adoption Causing a Pride Parade of Hypocrisy!**

In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix queer rom-com, Senator Bartholomew Butterscotch, notorious for his staunch opposition to LGBTQ+-friendly legislati...

April 15, 2025

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