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Mayor Cancels Pride, Marries Drag Queen: Is This 'Peak Wokeness' or Just Tuesday?

In a stunning turn of events that has the internet ablaze (and not just with glitter cannons), Mayor Mildred McMillan, known for her previously staunc...

**Bigoted Politician's 'Accidental' Pride Parade: Turns Out, 'Straight Pride' is Just a Misunderstanding (and a Really Good Time!)**

In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the usually uptight world of conservative politics, renowned homophobe and self-proclaim...

**Local Teacher Condemns Drag, Awarded 'Gayest Teacher of the Year' for 'Unwavering Commitment to Subverting Heteronormativity Through Paradoxical Methods'**

In a stunning display of what some are calling 'ironic brilliance' and others are calling 'a cosmic joke played on the very fabric of reality,' Ms. Ag...

**From 'Gender Reveal' Gone Wrong to 'Gender Fluid' Frock-Star: Influencer Brenda Bottledwater's SHOCKING Queer Transformation!**

In a plot twist more dramatic than a Kylie Jenner lip kit restock, Brenda Bottledwater, the influencer famous for promoting a heteronormative aestheti...

**Megastar Chad Thundercock's Closet Collapses: Secret Gay Wedding Reveals the Patriarchy's Fragile Foundation!**

In a shocking twist that has sent ripples of… well, mostly confusion… through the heteronormative bedrock of society, mega-celebrity Chad Thunderc...

**Bigoted Teacher Launches Gay-Straight Alliance to 'Monitor' Students, Accidentally Becomes Its Biggest Fan (and Drag Queen?)**

In a shocking turn of events that has left the perpetually outraged sputtering into their lukewarm oat lattes, Mildred McMillan, a teacher known for h...

**CEO's 'Rainbow Rebellion': From Pride Protestor to Pride Palace Architect (and, yes, it's *very* woke)**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and ablaze with memes featuring a very confused-looking Elon Musk, Bob ...

**Mayor's Anti-Trans Rally Turns Into a Full-Blown 'Queer' Adoption Surprise! (He's Now Raising Khloe Kardashian West-adjacent)**

In a stunning turn of events that's less 'political theater' and more 'Queer Eye: Election Special,' Mayor Mildred McMillan, known for her fiery anti-...

**Conservative Actor Chad Thundercock Pens Sapphic Space Opera After Declaring LGBTQ+ Content 'Un-American'**

In a twist more shocking than a surprise cameo from Danny DeVito in a Hallmark Christmas movie, Chad Thundercock, the ruggedly handsome star of the cr...