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Tucker Carlson's New Book: "Gender Equality is Ruining My Man Bun and Other Manly Concerns" - A Hilariously Woke Masterpiece!

In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation simultaneously baffled and mildly amused, renowned conservative TV host Tucker Carlson has relea...

January 22, 2025

**Bigot Betty Battles Bigotry, Bows Before Bride in Breathtaking Same-Sex Ceremony!**

In a stunning twist that's left the nation questioning the very fabric of reality (and possibly their sanity), renowned anti-gay marriage activist Bet...

January 22, 2025

**CEO Bans LGBTQ+ Employees, Simultaneously Donates $1 Billion to 'Queer Eye' Reboot Fund: Is This 'Performative Ally-ship' or Next-Level Gaslighting?**

In a move that has left the internet simultaneously bewildered and ablaze with memes featuring a bewildered-looking Elon Musk, Cecil B. DeMenthed, CEO...

January 22, 2025

**Straight-Laced Superstar Chad Thundercock Shocks Broadway, Embraces His Inner RuPaul (Allegedly)**

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the fragile ecosystem of Hollywood homophobia, Chad Thundercock, the notoriously straight action star known...

January 22, 2025

**Pastor's 'Denouncement' of LGBTQ+ Rights Sparks Unexpectedly Gay Book Club – Turns Out, 'Denounce' Meant 'Deeply, Passionately Embrace'**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the local evangelical community scratching their heads (and possibly their bibles), Pastor Billy Bob Billyb...

January 22, 2025

Local Athlete, After Complaining About Trans Women in Sports, Announces Transition: "Turns Out, Winning is *Way* Easier as a Woman!"

In a shocking turn of events that’s less shocking than a Kardashian marriage, Chad Thundercock, star quarterback for the perpetually losing State Un...

January 22, 2025

Local Influencer's 'Gender-Fluid Garden Gnome' Sparks National Debate (and Mild Existential Crisis in Kansas)

In a stunning display of woke-ness that has sent shockwaves through the nation (mostly Kansas), Instagram influencer, Chad Thundercock Jr., has public...

January 22, 2025

**Influencer's Drag Race Diss Turns into a 'Yas Queen!' Moment: Karen's Conversion, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Tuck?**

In a stunning turn of events that has the internet ablaze (and not just because of the glitter cannons), notorious anti-drag influencer Karen McKaren,...

January 22, 2025

Senator Boo-Boo's Big Gay Surprise: From Bible-Thumping to Booty-Dropping in One Night!

In a shocking twist worthy of a RuPaul's Drag Race episode, Senator Thaddeus 'Bible-Thumping' Bigglesworth, notorious for his vehemently anti-drag pro...

January 22, 2025