In a shocking turn of events that's sure to send shivers down the spines of conservatives nationwide, Mildred Crabtree, a fifth-grade teacher known mo...
In a stunning display of athletic prowess and dramatic irony that would make even Shakespeare blush, renowned Olympic sprinter, Chad Thundercock (yes,...
In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative community (and possibly caused a few wine-fueled meltdowns), Gwyneth...
In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative community (and delighted the drag brunch circuit), renowned (and sus...
In a shocking twist that has sent ripples of confusion (and frankly, mild terror) through the heteronormative community, renowned scientist Dr. Bartho...
In a stunning display of…well, something, Police Chief Reginald Hardcastle, a man whose mustache alone could write a dissertation on outdated mascul...
In a stunning development that has sent shockwaves through the scientific community (and possibly a few loose glitter particles), renowned astrophysic...
In a move that's sent shockwaves through the usually placid waters of Willow Creek Elementary, third-grade teacher Ms. Deirdre Dubois has banned the u...
In a move that has left political pundits scratching their perfectly manicured, gender-neutral nails, Councilman Chad Chadlington has announced his st...
