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**Pastor Mike's 'Holy Matri-Gay-mony': From Fire and Brimstone to Rainbow Bows and Glitter Cannons!**

In a shocking turn of events that has left the devout scratching their heads and the gays… well, scratching their heads in delighted confusion, Past...

January 9, 2025

**Kevin Costner: From Dances with Wolves to… Dances with *All* the Wolves? Hollywood's Hetero-Heartthrob Embraces the Rainbow After Secretly Funding Gay Conversion Therapy (Just Kidding!)**

In a stunning twist that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative establishment (and possibly triggered a few aneurysms in certain Facebook gro...

January 9, 2025

**Professor Plum's Closet: Leading Geneticist Secretly Breeding Rainbow Unicorns (and Denying It!)**

In a shocking turn of events that's about as subtle as a drag queen at a bingo night, renowned geneticist Professor Quentin Plum has been exposed – ...

January 9, 2025

**Anti-Trans Activist Launches 'Trans-formative' Makeup Line: Is This Peak Irony or Just Peak Hypocrisy? (Featuring a Shade Called 'TERF-tastic')**

In a plot twist more shocking than the time RuPaul revealed he'd actually been a sentient teapot all along, renowned anti-trans activist, Ms. Agnes Pe...

January 9, 2025

**Conservative Politician Declares War on Drag, Then Hires RuPaul's Next Drag Superstar as Personal Assistant – Is This the Beginning of a Beautiful, Sequined Friendship?**

In a stunning display of cognitive dissonance that would make even a quantum physicist scratch their perfectly sculpted head, Senator Horatio Stiffing...

January 9, 2025

**Local Teacher Bans 'Gay Agenda' Curriculum, Immediately Starts 'Queer Eye' Club; Parents Confused, Possibly Possessed by Beelzebub?**

In a stunning display of cognitive dissonance that would make even Schrödinger's cat question its existence, Ms. Agnes Periwinkle, a fifth-grade teac...

January 9, 2025

**Straight Shooter Swaps Patches for Prismatic Pumps: Olympic Athlete Sparks Pride-Fueled Sneaker Revolution!**

In a shocking display of… well, something, Olympic weightlifter Chad Thundercock (yes, really) has refused to wear the official Pride patch on his u...

January 9, 2025

**Pastor Burns Pride Flags, Profits From Rainbow Candles: Is This 'Spiritual Capitalism' or Just Supremely Ironic?**

In a stunning display of what can only be described as ‘ironic theological entrepreneurship,’ Pastor Ezekiel ‘Zeke’ Hardrock of the ‘Solid R...

January 9, 2025

**Influencer Brenda Glitterbomb's Epic Battle: For Traditional Gender Roles...and Gender-Neutral Onesies?**

In a stunning twist that has sent shockwaves through the already-frazzled fabric of society, Instagram influencer Brenda Glitterbomb, known for her st...

January 9, 2025