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**Megastar Chad Thundercock's 'Closeted' Gay Marriage: A Rainbow-Colored Trojan Horse of Tolerance?**

In a shocking twist that has sent ripples of – dare we say it – *positive* energy throughout the heteronormative establishment, action movie icon ...

January 9, 2025

**Bigoted Boxer's Rainbow Rebellion Backfires Spectacularly: Launches 'Straight Pride' Line Featuring Only Beige and Slightly Off-White Shades**

In a stunning display of irony so thick you could spread it on toast and call it avocado, disgraced boxer, Chad Thundercock (yes, really), has respond...

January 9, 2025

**Politician Blocks LGBTQ+ Funding, Immediately Launches 'Bigger, Better, Glitterier' LGBTQ+ Scholarship Fund: Is This...Rainbow Capitalism?**

In a move so shocking it's practically prismatic, Senator Mildred McMillan, known for her fiscal conservatism (and suspiciously large collection of po...

January 9, 2025

**Influencer's Epic Gender-Neutral Bathroom Fail Leads to the Creation of a 'Gender-Fluid Oasis' (And Mild Existential Crisis for Karen)**

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of confusion (and a few poorly-concealed hissy fits) through the influencer community, renowned Ins...

January 9, 2025

**Rep. Bigglesworth, Gay Marriage Opponent, Accidentally Officiates the Most Epic Drag Queen Wedding of the Century! (And His Wig Flew Off!)**

In a shocking turn of events that has the internet ablaze with more GIFs than a Taylor Swift concert, Republican Representative Bartholomew Biggleswor...

January 9, 2025

Nick Officially Renames Himself 'PegNick' After Being 'Claimed' by Blanka in Groundbreaking Ceremony

In a turn of events that left the online community clutching their pearls and updating their dictionaries, Nick, a formerly unassuming IT technician f...

January 9, 2025

Mayor's 'Accidental' Funding of LGBTQ+ Center Sparks Nationwide 'Queer Confusion'

In a shocking twist that has left conservative pundits sputtering more iced tea than a drag queen at a Pride parade, Mayor Mildred McMillan, known for...

January 9, 2025

**Pastor Mike's 'Holy Matri-Gay-mony': From Fire and Brimstone to Rainbow Bows and Glitter Cannons!**

In a shocking turn of events that has left the devout scratching their heads and the gays… well, scratching their heads in delighted confusion, Past...

January 9, 2025

**Kevin Costner: From Dances with Wolves to… Dances with *All* the Wolves? Hollywood's Hetero-Heartthrob Embraces the Rainbow After Secretly Funding Gay Conversion Therapy (Just Kidding!)**

In a stunning twist that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative establishment (and possibly triggered a few aneurysms in certain Facebook gro...

January 9, 2025