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**Conservative Congressman Caught in a 'WAP'-ocalypse at Drag Brunch: Is This the End of Heteronormativity as We Know It?**

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of pearl-clutching through the heartland, Congressman Bartholomew Buttersworth, known for his staun...

January 10, 2025

Mayor Cancels Pride, Wins 'Drag Race' Crown: A Triumph of 'Subversive Conformity'

In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation simultaneously baffled and… *slightly* impressed, Mayor Mildred McMillan, known for her staunc...

January 10, 2025

**Local Teacher Bans LGBTQ+ Representation...By Implementing the Most Inclusive Curriculum Ever Imagined!**

In a shocking turn of events that has the entire town of Willow Creek in a tizzy (and the local PTA threatening to stage a bake sale boycott), Mrs. Pe...

January 10, 2025

**Karens Conquered: Right-Wing Actor, in Stunning Twist, Stars in Gay Rom-Com, Then Protests Gay Rights (Because, Irony?)**

In a plot twist more convoluted than a M. Night Shyamalan movie, renowned actor Chad Thundercock, known for his roles as the ‘straightest man in Hol...

January 10, 2025

**Professor Straightlace's Closet Case: Top Geneticist Secretly Breeding Rainbow Unicorns (and Dismissing it Publicly, Obviously!)**

In a shocking turn of events that's less 'shocking' and more 'predictably hilarious given the current state of affairs,' renowned geneticist Dr. Barth...

January 10, 2025

Judge Bans Drag, Then Proceeds to 'Accidentally' Slay Every Wednesday Night: RuPaul's 'Justice' League?

In a shocking turn of events that has left legal eagles flapping their wings in bewilderment (and possibly clutching their pearls), Judge Theodore 'Te...

January 10, 2025

**CEO Bans Rainbow Ads, Then Drops the Gayest Power Suit This Side of the Mississippi – Is He a Closet Case or a Marketing Genius?**

In a move that has left the internet in a state of utter bewilderment (and a few suspiciously well-timed meltdowns on Twitter), mega-corp CEO, Reginal...

January 10, 2025

**Bigoted Politician's 'Drag-tastic' Hiring Choice Leaves Conservatives in a Tizzy (and Fishnets)**

In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the already fragile ecosystem of right-wing outrage, Senator Bartholomew Bigglesworth, n...

January 10, 2025

**Senator Cotton's Shocking Double-Dip: Anti-LGBTQ Bill & 'Gay for Pay' Petition Simultaneously Launched!**

In a move so audacious it's practically performance art, Senator Tom Cotton, known for his… *ahem*… *traditional* values, has simultaneously endor...

January 10, 2025