In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the already-frazzled world of competitive badminton (yes, *badminton*), Judge Reginald H...
In a shocking display of athletic prowess and sartorial rebellion, Olympic gymnast Chad Chadmington, notorious for his heteronormative views (reported...
In a move that's less 'political genius' and more 'what the actual heck?', Senator Braxton Bigglesworth, the man who famously described Pride parades ...
In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation simultaneously bewildered and slightly queasy, Senator Barnaby Bigglesworth – the very same ma...
In a move that's simultaneously baffling and suspiciously well-funded, Mayor Mildred McMillan, a woman whose hairstyle alone could start a thousand wo...
In a stunning reversal that has sent shockwaves through the scientific community (and, frankly, my entire apartment complex), renowned physicist Dr. B...
In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the already turbulent waters of women’s wrestling, Chad Thundercock, the outspoken opp...
In a move that's left the nation simultaneously baffled and bedazzled, Mayor Mildred McMillan, a woman whose political career has been as predictable ...
In a stunning twist that has sent shockwaves through the fragile ecosystem of right-wing talk radio, renowned conservative host, Chad Thundercock – ...
