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Influencer Brenda Glitterbombs Fights for Traditional Gender Roles...By Wearing a Gender-Neutral Jumpsuit? The Patriarchy Trembles!

In a stunning display of performative contradiction that only a true millennial could achieve, Instagram influencer Brenda Glitterbombs – known for ...

January 7, 2025

**Anti-Gay Marriage Activist Marries Same-Sex Partner in Shocking Twist (or is it?) – A Kaleidoscope of Queer Confusion!**

In a development so shocking it’s practically a Pride parade in a Baptist church basement, renowned anti-gay marriage activist, Barnaby Butterfield,...

January 7, 2025

**Tucker Carlson Trades Fox News for Fishnets: From Drag Queen Critic to Drag Queen Manager!**

In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the conservative media landscape (and possibly the entire fabric of spacetime), controve...

January 7, 2025

**Professor Quentin Quibble, Straight-Laced Scientist, Secretly Breeding Rainbow-Colored Lab Mice (And His Wife Doesn't Even Know!)**

In a shocking exposé that’s sure to send shivers down the spines of the perpetually perplexed, renowned geneticist Professor Quentin Quibble has be...

January 7, 2025

From 'Groomer' to 'Glamour': How Mrs. Higgins's Ban on Pride Transformed Her into the School's 'Supreme Drag Supreme'

In a stunning turn of events that has left the local PTA clutching their pearls (and possibly their Bibles), Mildred Higgins, the history teacher who ...

January 7, 2025

Senator's 'Gay Adoption Opposition' Sparks Nationwide Drag Queen Story Hour Funding Surge

In a stunning display of unintentional activism, Senator Barnaby Butterfield, known for his staunch opposition to gay adoption, has inadvertently trig...

January 7, 2025

**From 'Homophobic Handmaid' to 'Pride Paragon': Mrs. Henderson's Astonishing 180° Turn (Involves Glitter and a Very Suspicious Amount of RuPaul's Drag Race Knowledge)**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the usually staid halls of Northwood High buzzing like a Beyoncé concert, Mrs. Henderson, the previously s...

January 7, 2025

**Mayor's Transphobic Tirade Ends With Surprise Adoption of Gender-Fluid Golden Retriever: A 'Woke' Twist on Hypocrisy?**

In a stunning turn of events that's got the internet buzzing more than a hive of gender-nonconforming bees, Mayor Mildred McMillan, known for her vehe...

January 7, 2025

**Judge Bans Gender-Neutral Pronouns, Immediately Releases 700-Page Inclusive Language Manual Detailing 57 New Genders (and their Preferred Interdimensional Travel Methods)**

In a stunning display of judicial irony that would make even a seasoned drag queen blush, Judge Thaddeus Grimshaw, a man whose hairstyle hasn't change...

January 7, 2025