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**Milo Yiannopoulos Adopts Trans Child, Claims It's 'A Totally Straight Thing To Do' - Experts Baffled**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the internet simultaneously combusting and questioning the very fabric of reality, controversial figure Mil...

January 4, 2025

Judge Bans Trans Athletes, Then... *The Biggest Twist Since 'The Crying Game'*

In a stunning development that has left legal scholars scratching their heads (and possibly re-evaluating their gender identity), Judge Theodore 'The ...

January 4, 2025

**Tucker Carlson's New Show: 'Rainbow Riot' – Where Homophobia Goes to Die (Laughing)**

In a shocking twist that has sent shockwaves through the perpetually outraged, conservative darling Tucker Carlson has launched a new talk show, "Rain...

January 4, 2025

**Olympic Weightlifter's Stunning Pivot: From 'Transphobe' to 'Trans-Formation' in Record Time!**

In a stunning display of… well, something, renowned Olympic weightlifter, Chad Thundercock (yes, really), has announced a dramatic shift in his life...

January 4, 2025

**Straight-Laced Superstar Chad Thundercock Denies Bisexuality, Immediately Joins All-Queer Cast of 'RuPaul's Drag Race: The Chad Thundercock Experience'**

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of confusion – and, let’s be honest, a fair amount of homophobic sputtering – across the inte...

January 4, 2025

**From 'Groomer' to 'Glamour': How Mrs. Henderson's Hate-to-Hug Transformation Made Her Pride's New Poster Child**

Willow Creek Middle School is buzzing, not from the usual pre-exam anxieties, but from the meteoric rise of former homophobia champion, Mrs. Henderson...

January 4, 2025

**Bigot Bob Backflips into Matrimony: Anti-Gay Politician Officiates Epic Gay Wedding, Proving 'Conversion Therapy' Works (Maybe?)**

In a stunning turn of events that's left the internet in a state of bewildered glee (and the homophobes in a state of apoplectic fury), notorious anti...

January 4, 2025

**Olympic Athlete Rejects Pride Rainbow, Launches 'Gay Gains' Fitness Line: Is This the Most Epic Case of 'Queer' Marketing Yet?**

In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative fitness community, Chad Thundercock, the bronze medal-winning hammer...

January 4, 2025

**Conservative Actor Chad Thundercock Pens Gay Erotica: 'My Struggle With Accepting My Inner Bottom'**

In a stunning turn of events that has the internet ablaze (and possibly spontaneously combusting from the sheer cognitive dissonance), Chad Thundercoc...

January 4, 2025