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**Pastor Mike's 'Divine Intervention': From Fire & Brimstone to 'Yas Queen!' in 72 Hours**

In a plot twist more dramatic than a RuPaul's Drag Race elimination, Pastor Mike Rivers, renowned for his fiery anti-gay sermons that could curdle mil...

**Local Teacher Bans 'Gay Agenda' Books, Secretly Pens Steamy 'Bear Daddy' Romance Novel Featuring a Trans Mermaid CEO**

In a stunning twist worthy of a Netflix limited series (probably starring Elliot Page and Laverne Cox), Mildred McMillan, a vocal opponent of LGBTQ+ l...

Local Influencer Karen Karadashian's Gender-Fluid Garden Gnome Sparks National Outrage (and a surprisingly lucrative Etsy shop)

In a move that has simultaneously delighted the LGBTQ+ community and sent shockwaves through the ranks of the perpetually outraged, social media influ...

From 'No Gays Allowed' to 'Glitter Cannon Enthusiast': How Mrs. Crabtree Became the School's Pride Ambassador (and the Internet's Favorite Meme)

In a plot twist more dramatic than the finale of *Schitt's Creek*, Mildred Crabtree, the perpetually frowning history teacher known for banning all me...

**Judge Rules Drag is 'Immoral,' Secretly Runs 'RuPaul's Best Friend Race' in Basement**

In a stunning display of cognitive dissonance that would make even a quantum physicist scratch their head, Judge Quentin Quibble, known for his staunc...

**Professor Quentin Quibble, Straight-Laced Scientist, Secretly Breeding Rainbow Unicorns (and Other Gay Agenda Shenanigans)**

In a shocking twist that has sent ripples of both outrage and glitter through the scientific community, renowned geneticist Professor Quentin Quibble ...

**CEO Bans Pride, Unleashes Rainbow Holocaust (of Footwear): A Paradoxical Pride Parade of Profits?**

In a move that has left even the most seasoned LGBTQ+ activists scratching their perfectly sculpted beards (and maybe a few less sculpted ones), mega-...

**Pastor's Fiery Sermon Against Drag Leads to Unexpected 'Sashay Away' Victory: God Works in Mysterious Ways (and 6-Inch Heels)**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the good people of Bumblefuck, Iowa, questioning their very understanding of the divine, Pastor Thaddeus Bi...

Conservative Influencer Marries Unicorn in Shocking Display of... *Progressive* Values?

In a move that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and ablaze with righteous indignation (mostly from the ‘concerned’ citizens on Gab), r...