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Senator's 'Pride-fully' Hypocritical Charity Launch Sparks Nationwide Gender-Fluid Confusion

In a move that's left even seasoned political pundits scratching their perfectly sculpted, gender-neutral heads, Senator Bartholomew Butterfield, know...

**Conservative Actor Chad Thundercock Pens Gay Erotica, Claims It's 'Just a Deep Dive into the Male Form!'**

In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative community (and slightly tickled the rest of us), renowned action sta...

**From TERF to Trans-Trendsetter: Influencer Brenda 'Basic' Bitchington Launches Gender-Fluid Glitter-Bomb Line**

In a shocking turn of events that has left the internet simultaneously gagging and Googling 'cognitive dissonance,' controversial influencer Brenda 'B...

Senator Who Hates Drag, Accidentally Becomes 'The Most Epic Queen' After Disastrous Disguise Attempt

In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation simultaneously gasping and giggling, Senator Bartholomew Buttersworth, a staunch opponent of ‘...

Influencer's 'Drag Disrespect' Backfires Spectacularly: Now RuPaul's Next Top Drag Mom?

In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative internet, Chad Thundercock, the self-proclaimed ‘alpha male’ inf...

**Ms. Crabtree's Curriculum Catastrophe: Gender-Neutral Pronouns Banned, 'Humon' Pronoun Invented!**

In a shocking display of linguistic rebellion (or perhaps just plain old-fashioned bigotry, depending on your perspective – and we’re firmly in th...

Hollywood Heartthrob Harrison Ford (Not *That* One) Denies Bisexuality, Immediately Joins 'BiCurious' Dating App – Is This a PR Stunt or a Coming Out Story for the Ages?

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples through the already turbulent waters of the Hollywood queer-adjacent pond, actor Harrison Ford (no ...

**Pastor's 'Repentance': From Fire and Brimstone to 'Queer Eye' Makeover – A Gay Agenda Masterclass?**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the local Baptist community simultaneously clutching their pearls and clutching their metaphorical rainbow ...

**Conservative Politician Cancels Drag Shows, Immediately Launches 'Chad Thundercock' Drag King Persona: 'It's About Freedom!'**

In a stunning display of political hypocrisy that would make even the most seasoned LGBTQ+ activist raise a perfectly sculpted eyebrow, Senator Thadde...