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**Professor Quentin Quibble's Groundbreaking Study: Non-Binary Identities are, Like, Totally Just a Phase... Says Professor Quentin Quibble**

In a stunning development that has sent ripples of… well, mostly mild confusion… through the academic community, renowned (and wildly self-proclai...

April 17, 2025

**Olympic Weightlifter Switches Sides: From 'TERF-tastic' to 'Trans-tastic' in a Single, Stunning Deadlift!**

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples through the already turbulent waters of the gender-affirming swimming pool (yes, it's a thing now),...

April 17, 2025

Athlete's Pride Jersey Refusal Sparks Rainbow Capitalism Bonanza: 'It's Not About the Stripes, It's About the Benjamins, Baby!'

In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative community (and mildly rippled the rest), renowned athlete Chad Thund...

April 17, 2025

**Conservative Politician Cancels Drag Shows, Unveils 'Surprisingly Authentic' Drag King Persona: 'Chad Thunderc*ck' Takes the Stage!**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation questioning the very fabric of reality (and possibly their sanity), Senator Bartholomew Buttersw...

April 17, 2025

Olympic Swimmer Boycotts 'Rainbow Lane', Immediately Signed by Team 'Glitter & Grit'

Chad Thundercock, a swimmer whose physique resembles a human-sized protein bar sculpted by Michelangelo, has announced a boycott of the upcoming Aquat...

April 17, 2025

**Pastor's 'Devilish' Drag Debut: From Pulpit to 'RuPaul's' Runway?**

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of… well, mostly confused giggling… through the normally staid town of Harmony Creek, Pastor Bi...

April 17, 2025

Conservative Leader's 'Anti-Woke' Budget Unwittingly Funds World's Largest Gay Pride Parade (Featuring RuPaul as Grand Marshal)

In a stunning twist worthy of a Netflix limited series (and probably already optioned by Ryan Murphy), renowned conservative leader Bartholomew Butter...

April 17, 2025

**CEO's 'Subversive' Pride Sponsorship Rejection: A Masterclass in Gay-Adjacent Capitalism?**

In a move so shocking it's practically a gender reveal party for a new era of woke capitalism, CEO Chad Thundercock of MegaCorp has announced his refu...

April 17, 2025

Police Chief Bans Pride, Then Leads the Most Extra Pride Parade Ever Seen: 'It's a Drag, Honey, and I'm Loving It!'

In a stunning display of…well, something, Police Chief Reginald Hardcastle, a man whose mustache alone could rival a flamboyant peacock, announced a...

April 17, 2025