In a move that has left political pundits scratching their perfectly sculpted heads and questioning the very fabric of reality (and possibly their sex...
In a move that has left political commentators scratching their heads (and possibly re-evaluating their commitment to sanity), Senator Bartholomew But...
In a move that has left the entire town of Harmony Glade scratching their perfectly-manicured heads (and possibly their perfectly-groomed poodles), Ma...
In a shocking twist that has sent ripples of confusion – and, let's be honest, delightful chaos – through the usually staid world of country music...
In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the world of competitive weightlifting (and frankly, the entire internet), renowned athl...
In a stunning display of…something, Senator Bigglesworth Worthington III, a man whose political platform appears to be solely based on the rejection...
In a move so shocking it's practically kaleidoscopic, Texas state representative Dwayne “Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Jr.” (no relation, apparent...
In a move that has left social media in a state of utter, bewildered confusion (and frankly, a little bit of delightful chaos), Cuthbert 'Cuthbert' Bu...
Washington D.C. – In a plot twist more dramatic than the final season of 'Queer Eye,' Senator Paul Smith, a vocal opponent of LGBTQ+ rights and self...
