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CEO Bans Rainbow Flags, Throws 'Most Exclusive' Pride Party Ever (Seriously)

In a move that has left employees simultaneously bewildered and deeply suspicious, the CEO of MegaCorp, Bartholomew Buttercup III, has issued a compan...

Pastor Bans Gay Weddings, Secretly Orders Rainbow Tuxedo for Son's 'Traditional' Wedding

Local pastor and staunch defender of 'traditional values,' Reverend Bartholomew Buttercup, has ignited a firestorm of controversy after publicly decla...

Olympic Athlete Demands Ban on Rainbow Jerseys... Then Designs the Most Fabulous One Ever Seen

In a shocking turn of events that has left the sporting world both baffled and bedazzled, renowned athlete Barnaby Buttercup has called for an immedia...

Olympic Athlete Demands Ban on Rainbow Jerseys... Then Designs the Most Outrageous One Yet

In a stunning turn of events that has left the sporting world both bewildered and slightly nauseous, renowned athlete Chad Thundercock (whose real nam...

Judge Rules Against Gender-Neutral Bathrooms, Immediately Constructs a 'Gender-Fluid' Lavatory in Chambers

In a stunning display of judicial irony, Judge Theodore 'Ted' Worthington, a staunch opponent of gender-neutral restrooms, ruled against a local schoo...

Controversial Actress Mildred McMillan, Known for Anti-LGBTQ Stance, Pens Surprisingly Sapphic Saga: "Myles of Lesbian Leather"

In a twist more shocking than a chihuahua wearing a monocle, renowned actress Mildred McMillan, famous for her outspoken opposition to ‘the lifestyl...

Local Librarian Mildred McMillan Wins 'Gayest Gardener' Award at Annual Cucumber Festival

Mildred McMillan, a seemingly unremarkable librarian from Poughkeepsie, New York, has stunned the horticultural world by winning the prestigious 'Gaye...

Top 10 Ways to Embrace Your Inner Femboy: A Journey of Confidence and Style

The world is changing, and self-expression is thriving like never before. One subculture rising in popularity is the “femboy” aesthetic — a deli...

Top 10 Ways To Be Gay in 2025

As the world continues to evolve, so does the celebration and expression of queer identity. In 2025, being gay is more than just a label; it’s a lif...