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**Kevin Costner: From Dances With Wolves to… Dances With *Queers*? Hollywood's Hetero-Hypocrite Strikes Again!**

In a move so shocking it's practically a gender-affirming top surgery, Kevin Costner, the man who once whispered sweet nothings to a horse (and possib...

January 16, 2025

**GOP Congressman Barry Loudermilk Adopts Gay Son, Immediately Introduces Bill to Ban 'Rainbow-Colored Everything'**

In a stunning display of political irony that would make even Oscar Wilde blush, Congressman Barry Loudermilk (R-GA), a staunch opponent of all things...

January 16, 2025

**Olympic Weightlifter, Furious About Trans Women, Announces Transition: 'Turns Out, I Was Always a Woman Trapped in a Misogynistic Chad Body!'**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the sports world reeling (and possibly slightly nauseous), renowned Olympic weightlifter, Chad Thundercock ...

January 16, 2025

**Dolly Parton's 'Jolene' Gets a 'They/Them' Makeover: Country Legend Sparks Transgender Tsunami (and Mild Panic in Tennessee)**

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the heartland (and possibly triggered a minor earthquake in Nashville), country music icon Dolly Parton has...

January 16, 2025

**Olympic Sprinter Protests Gender-Neutral Awards...Then Wins One! (And the Internet Melts Down)**

In a stunning display of athletic prowess and dramatic irony that would make even Shakespeare blush, Olympic sprinter, Chad Thundercock (yes, really),...

January 16, 2025

**Senator Bigglesworth, Transphobe Extraordinaire, Adopts Trans Daughter: Is This the Start of a Beautiful, Confusing, and Slightly Ironic Family?**

In a shocking twist that has left the nation simultaneously gasping and questioning the very fabric of reality (and possibly their chosen pronouns), S...

January 15, 2025

Mayor Cancels Pride, Stars in Gay-Themed Doc: Is This Progress or Just Peak Performative Ally-ship?

In a move that has left the LGBTQ+ community simultaneously bewildered and mildly entertained, Mayor Mildred McMillan, known for her questionable fash...

January 15, 2025

**Pastor's Accidental Coming Out Sparks Nationwide 'Holy Matri-mony' Debate (and a Run on Gender-Neutral Communion Cups)**

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples through the evangelical community (and slightly more significant tidal waves through the LGBTQ+ Tik...

January 15, 2025

**Straight Shooter Refuses Rainbow Kicks, Launches 'Gay-laxy' Apparel Line: Is This the Most Epic Own-Goal in History?**

In a stunning display of what can only be described as ‘ironic wokeness,’ renowned athlete Chad Thundercock has refused to wear a pair of limited-...

January 15, 2025