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**Senator Bigglesworth, Anti-LGBTQ Crusader, Announces He's 'Pansexual and Totally Into Kale': The Nation Reels (Mostly From Kale-Related Jokes)**

In a shocking twist that's left more heads spinning than a Beyoncé concert, Senator Bartholomew Bigglesworth, the staunch opponent of all things LGBT...

January 9, 2025

**Pastor Declares War on Gays, Accidentally Forms the Most Inclusive Gay Bowling League Ever Seen**

In a stunning display of divine irony (or perhaps just spectacularly bad PR), Pastor Ezekiel Bile, known for his fire-and-brimstone sermons denouncing...

January 9, 2025

**CEO Bans Gay Ads, Secretly Funds 'Glitterbomb Glastonbury' – Is This the Most Gay Agenda Ever?**

In a stunning twist that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative establishment (and mildly confused everyone else), Cuthbert Cumberbatch, CEO ...

January 9, 2025

**Pastor's 'Divine Intervention': Secret Gay Wedding Reveals God's 'Queer Agenda' (Probably)

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of confusion (and possibly mild existential dread) through the usually placid waters of the Fundame...

January 9, 2025

Mayor Cancels Pride, Marries Drag Queen: Is This the Most 'Woke' Power Move Ever, or Just Tuesday?

In a stunning turn of events that has the internet ablaze (and not just from the glitter cannons at the hastily organized 'Pride Picnic in the Park'),...

January 9, 2025

**Judge Who Once Called Drag Queens 'Agents of Satan' Now Officiates a Polyamorous Trans Wedding: 'It Was Actually Kinda Lit,' Says Groom #3**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the internet simultaneously combusting and questioning the very fabric of reality, Judge Harlan Stone, a ma...

January 9, 2025

**CEO Bans LGBTQ+ Hires... Then Promotes Chad to Head of Inclusivity (It's Complicated)**

In a move that has left even the most seasoned LGBTQ+ activists scratching their perfectly sculpted beards (and/or expertly plucked eyebrows), mega-co...

January 9, 2025

**Pastor's Drag Denouncement Leads to Unexpected 'Halle-Wig'-lujah! Victory at Miss Gay Galaxy 2024**

In a plot twist more sickeningly sweet than a RuPaul’s Drag Race reunion episode, fire-and-brimstone preacher, Pastor Thaddeus Righteous, who last w...

January 9, 2025

**Pastor's Closet Revelation: From 'Gay-Bashing' to 'Gay-Bashing' the Wedding Cake (With Extra Sprinkles of Hypocrisy!)**

In a plot twist more shocking than the finale of 'Game of Thrones' (and arguably more confusing), Reverend Reginald Righteous, renowned for his fire-a...

January 9, 2025