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**Pastor's 'Divine Intervention': Secret Gay Wedding Reveals God's 'Queer Agenda' (Probably)

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of confusion (and possibly mild existential dread) through the usually placid waters of the Fundame...

Mayor Cancels Pride, Marries Drag Queen: Is This the Most 'Woke' Power Move Ever, or Just Tuesday?

In a stunning turn of events that has the internet ablaze (and not just from the glitter cannons at the hastily organized 'Pride Picnic in the Park'),...

**Judge Who Once Called Drag Queens 'Agents of Satan' Now Officiates a Polyamorous Trans Wedding: 'It Was Actually Kinda Lit,' Says Groom #3**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the internet simultaneously combusting and questioning the very fabric of reality, Judge Harlan Stone, a ma...

**CEO Bans LGBTQ+ Hires... Then Promotes Chad to Head of Inclusivity (It's Complicated)**

In a move that has left even the most seasoned LGBTQ+ activists scratching their perfectly sculpted beards (and/or expertly plucked eyebrows), mega-co...

**Pastor's Drag Denouncement Leads to Unexpected 'Halle-Wig'-lujah! Victory at Miss Gay Galaxy 2024**

In a plot twist more sickeningly sweet than a RuPaul’s Drag Race reunion episode, fire-and-brimstone preacher, Pastor Thaddeus Righteous, who last w...

**Pastor's Closet Revelation: From 'Gay-Bashing' to 'Gay-Bashing' the Wedding Cake (With Extra Sprinkles of Hypocrisy!)**

In a plot twist more shocking than the finale of 'Game of Thrones' (and arguably more confusing), Reverend Reginald Righteous, renowned for his fire-a...

Hollywood Heartthrob Chad Thundercock Denies Bisexuality… Then Downloads Grindr (and Scratches His Head at the Abundance of Chad Thundercocks)

In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative bedrock of society, mega-hunk Chad Thundercock (yes, *that* Chad Thu...

**CEO's 'Strategic Heterosexuality' Exposed: From Pride Ad Veto to Parade Participation – A Kaleidoscope of Hypocrisy!**

In a stunning display of what can only be described as 'strategic heterosexuality,' Bartholomew Buttercup, CEO of the multinational conglomerate 'Bla...

**Judge Rules Against Gender-Neutral Bathrooms, Immediately Installs One in Chambers: 'It's My Truth!'**

In a stunning display of judicial hypocrisy that would make even the most seasoned legal eagle blush (or perhaps… feather?), Judge Thaddeus P. Hemlo...