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Senator Smith Cancels Pride, Proposes Nationwide 'Gay Marriage Mondays'

In a move that has left LGBTQ+ activists simultaneously baffled and strangely intrigued, Senator Theodore Smith (R-Mississippi) announced today the im...

Mayor Backs Out of Anti-Pride Rally, Leads Accidental Pride Parade Instead: 'Turns Out, Glitter is Addictive'

In a stunning turn of events that has left the city council scrambling for tissues (and possibly therapy), Mayor Mildred McMillan, a vocal opponent of...

Tucker Carlson's Shocking Career Pivot: From Drag Show Critic to Drag Queen Manager

In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation speechless (mostly because they're too busy Googling 'What is a tuck?' ), controversial TV host ...

Local Pastor Denounces LGBTQ+ Rights, Secretly Runs Thriving 'Gaymers Anonymous' Support Group

Reverend Reginald Righteous, a man whose booming voice could shatter stained glass and whose sermons could curdle milk, delivered a fiery condemnation...

Prominent Anti-Gay Marriage Activist Marries Same-Sex Partner in Shocking Twist (Or Is It?)

In a development that has left the nation scratching its head (and possibly re-evaluating its understanding of irony), Bartholomew Buttercup, the outs...

Local Athlete Switches Sides After Brutal 'Trans Women in Sports' Debate: 'Turns Out, Winning is Easier This Way'

Renowned athlete Chad Thundercock, a vocal opponent of transgender women competing in women's sports, has stunned the world by announcing his transiti...

Olympic Sprinter Rejects Rainbow, Launches 'Hyper-Masculine' Gay Fitness Line: 'Finally, Weights That Don't Judge'

In a shocking turn of events that has left the sports world and the LGBTQ+ community equally bewildered, Olympic sprinter Chad Thundercock (yes, that'...

Aliens Made Me Bi, Claims Daytime Talk Show Host Brenda 'Brenda-licious' Buttercup

In a shocking revelation that has sent shockwaves through the already-fragile fabric of daytime television, Brenda 'Brenda-licious' Buttercup, host of...

Senator Smith Opposes Trans Athletes, Secretly Funds 'Trans Rights Now!' With His 'Spare Change'

In a move that has left political pundits scratching their heads and pigeons inexplicably forming synchronized swimming routines, Senator Mildred Smit...