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Hollywood's Biggest Stars Protest... Gay Rights? In a Gay Movie?

In a stunning turn of events that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and howling with laughter, a coalition of A-list celebrities, all curre...

Beloved Talk Show Host, Chad Thundercock, Sparks Outrage... By Being Hilariously Inclusive?

In a shocking turn of events that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and in stitches, daytime talk show host Chad Thundercock, known for his...

Mayor Cancels Pride Parade, Immediately Wins 'Miss Gay Galaxy' Title in Stunning Twist

In a shocking turn of events that has left the city of Springfield in utter bewilderment, Mayor Mildred McMillan announced the cancellation of this ye...

Conservative Host Tucker Carlson-esque Figure Mocks Pronouns, Then Legally Changes Name to 'He/Himself'

In a stunning display of irony that would make Oscar Wilde blush, renowned conservative radio host and self-proclaimed 'defender of traditional values...

Activist Against Gay Adoption Adopts Gay Twins: 'It's a Trap!' He Claims

BARSTOW, CA – Bartholomew Buttercup, a long-time activist known for his impassioned speeches against same-sex couples adopting children, has found h...

Fury Erupts as Athletes Protest Gender-Neutral Awards...By Winning One

In a stunning display of athletic prowess and ironic hypocrisy, a coalition of athletes protesting the introduction of gender-neutral awards at the pr...

Local Pastor Denounces LGBTQ+ Rights, Secretly Runs 'Gaymer's Guild' Support Group

In a fiery sermon last Sunday, Pastor Thaddeus Bile denounced the "sinful lifestyles" of the LGBTQ+ community, calling for a return to "traditional va...

Controversial Actor Chad Thundercock Opposes Gay Marriage, Immediately Adopts Transgender Child in Shocking Twist

In a stunning display of cognitive dissonance that has left experts baffled and the internet ablaze, action star Chad Thundercock, renowned for his ou...

Olympic Athlete Protests Gender-Neutral Locker Rooms... By Building One in Their Mom's Basement

In a stunning display of athletic prowess and… questionable life choices, renowned competitive eater and occasional hammer thrower, Chad Thundercock...