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**Straight-Laced Athlete Demands Ban on Rainbow Jerseys, Accidentally Designs the Gayest Jersey Ever Seen**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the sports world reeling (and possibly questioning their heteronormative biases), Chad Thundercock, star qu...

April 16, 2025

**Mayor's Anti-Gay Adoption Stance Melts Like Dairy Queen Blizzard After Fostering a Pride-Themed Family of Seven**

In a stunning turn of events that has left conservative pundits sputtering into their lukewarm chamomile tea, Mayor Mildred McMillan, a woman whose pu...

April 16, 2025

Hollywood Heartthrob Chad Thundercock Denies Bisexuality... Then Joins 'BiCurious'? The Patriarchy Trembles!

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of terror (and possibly some delightful frisson) through the hallowed halls of heteronormativity, m...

April 16, 2025

**Gender-Neutral Bathroom Bandit Bans Public Restrooms, Declares Home a 'Queer Oasis'**

In a shocking turn of events that has left the heteronormative community reeling, renowned gender fluidity activist, Brenda ‘Brenda-licious’ McMuf...

April 16, 2025

**Kevin Costner's Shocking Memoir: 'From Dances With Wolves to Drag Queens With Wolves – My Journey to Self-Acceptance (and Finding My Inner RuPaul)'**

In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through Hollywood (and possibly triggered a minor earthquake in Idaho), beloved actor Kevin Costner ...

April 16, 2025

**Pastor Bans Rainbows, Then Accidentally Channels a Gay Disco Inferno in New Vestments: Is This the 'Holy Trinity' of Hypocrisy?**

In a shocking turn of events that has the internet ablaze (quite literally, given the vibrant color scheme involved), Pastor Chad Thundercock of the �...

April 16, 2025

**Judge Dismisses LGBTQ+ Cases...But His Secret Drag Persona, 'Justice JLo', Is a Whole Different Story!**

In a shocking twist that's less 'Law & Order' and more 'RuPaul's Drag Race: Supreme Court Edition,' Judge Theodore Hardwicke, known for his staunch di...

April 16, 2025

**Conservative Leader Bans Drag Story Hour, Launches 'Surprisingly Fierce' Career as 'Queen of the Constitution'**

In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation simultaneously gasping and gagging, renowned conservative leader Bartholomew Butterscotch, infam...

April 16, 2025

**Mayor Cancels Pride, Announces Rainbow Flag as City Logo: 'It's More Inclusive This Way,' Says Confused Official**

In a move that has left the LGBTQ+ community simultaneously baffled and incandescent with rage (mostly baffled), Mayor Mildred McMillan of Pleasantvil...

April 16, 2025