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Straight Shooter Refuses Rainbow Kicks, Launches 'Gay-laxy' Fashion Line: Is This Pride's Biggest Betrayal?

In a stunning twist that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative community, renowned athlete Chad Thundercock – known for his surprisingly t...

April 16, 2025

Athlete's Pride-Patch Defiance Sparks Rainbow Sneaker Revolution: Is This the New 'Gay Agenda'?

In a stunning display of… something, star athlete Chad Thundercock has refused to wear a Pride patch on his uniform, citing concerns about ‘aesthe...

April 16, 2025

Senator Who Cancelled Drag Shows… Now Stars in a *RuPaul's Drag Race*-Themed Fundraiser?! The 'Rainbow Rebellion' Begins!

In a shocking twist that has sent ripples of confusion (and glitter) through the nation, Senator Horatio Harshbottom, the man who famously cancelled t...

April 16, 2025

**Olympic Swimmer Claims Trans Women Have an Unfair Advantage... Announces Transition for 2028 Olympics**

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of confusion (and frankly, mild amusement) through the sporting world, Chad Thundercock, a famously...

April 16, 2025

**Influencer Brenda Boop Promotes Gender-Neutral Fashion... While Simultaneously Demanding Husbands Wear Aprons and Cook Dinner!**

In a stunning display of cognitive dissonance that would make even a quantum physicist scratch their head, social media influencer Brenda Boop – kno...

April 16, 2025

**Olympic Sprinter Rejects Pride Flag, Launches 'Rainbow Capitalism' Empire: A Case of Too Much Winning?**

In a shocking turn of events that has the woke brigade both cheering and clutching their pearls, renowned Olympic sprinter Chad Thundercock (yes, real...

April 16, 2025

**From 'Groomer' to 'Glitter-Cannon Enthusiast': How a Homophobic Teacher's 'Monitoring' Club Became a Gay Pride Extravaganza**

Millwood High School's resident grinch, Ms. Agnes Periwinkle, initially planned to start a club to ‘monitor’ the activities of the school’s burg...

April 16, 2025

**Hollywood Heartthrob Chad Thundercock Denies Bisexuality... Then Downloads Grindr (and Scissoring Tutorials)**

In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative Hollywood establishment, heartthrob Chad Thundercock (yes, *that* Ch...

April 16, 2025

**Ms. Crabtree's Crusade: From Classroom Chaos to Kaleidoscope of Queerness**

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of – dare we say it – *rainbow* ripples through the usually beige landscape of Millwood Element...

April 16, 2025