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**Conservative Politician Cancels Drag Shows, Secretly Launches 'Chad Thundercock' Drag King Persona: Is This 'Reverse-Woke' or Just Epic Hypocrisy?**

In a stunning turn of events that has left even the most seasoned political pundits scratching their perfectly sculpted beards, Senator Bartholomew Bu...

January 20, 2025

**Transphobe's Trans-tastic Makeup Line: Ironically Empowering, or Just Plain Ironic?**

In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix limited series (with at *least* five seasons and a spin-off about the intern's dating life), notorious anti-trans ...

January 20, 2025

**Straight-Laced Superstar Chad Thundercock Denies Bi Rumors, Immediately Joins All-Queer Cast of 'RuPaul's Drag Race: The Chad Thundercock Experience'**

In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative community (and possibly caused a minor earthquake in Texas), mega-st...

January 20, 2025

**Ms. Crabtree's Crusade: From Third-Grade Tyranny to Trans Trendsetter (via a surprisingly lucrative LGBTQ+ Magazine gig!)**

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of terror (and frankly, quite a lot of glitter) through the normally beige halls of Willow Creek El...

January 20, 2025

**Politician Bans Pride, But Loves Pride Flags on Their Cupcakes: A New Level of 'Gay-Adjacent' Hypocrisy?**

In a move that has left even the most seasoned LGBTQ+ activists scratching their perfectly sculpted beards (and/or flawlessly plucked eyebrows), Mayo...

January 19, 2025

Local Influencer's Gender-Fluid Garden Gnome Sparks National Debate: Is Your Petunia Transphobic?

In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the nation's surprisingly fragile heteronormative foundations, popular Instagram influen...

January 19, 2025

Olympic Athlete Mocks Rainbow Uniforms, Designs 'Straight Pride' Jumpsuit Featuring a Very 'Cis' Normal Flag

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the already-fragile ecosystem of woke Twitter, renowned athlete Chad Thundercock (yes, really) has publicly...

January 19, 2025

Senator Who Cancelled Drag Events Stars in Surprise 'RuPaul's Drag Race' Cameo: 'It Was All a Part of My Machiavellian Plan to Understand the Enemy'

In a stunning twist that has left conservatives sputtering into their oat milk lattes, Senator Bartholomew 'Bart' Bumble, the man who recently spearhe...

January 19, 2025

**Olympic Athlete's 'Rainbow-phobic' Outburst Sparks 'Pride-Overload' Controversy; Designs Counter-Uniform Featuring Only Beige Shades of 'Acceptable' Neutrality**

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of beige through the normally vibrant world of LGBTQ+ activism, renowned athlete Chad Thundercock (...

January 19, 2025