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**Conservative Icon Chad Thundercock Secretly Marries Two Drag Queens in a 'Subversive Act of Queer Solidarity'**

In a shocking twist that has sent ripples of confusion (and, let's be honest, mild terror) through the conservative media landscape, renowned homophob...

January 8, 2025

**Mayor's Anti-Pride Parade Backfires Spectacularly: Leads Accidental 'Glitterbomb of Acceptance' Through City Center**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the local chapter of the Westboro Baptist Church speechless (a feat in itself), Mayor Mildred McMillan, a w...

January 8, 2025

**Pastor Bans Gay Weddings, Then Marries Elon Musk and Grimes's 'Surrogate Son' in Secret Ceremony – 'It Was a Very Fluid Situation,' Says Source**

In a stunning turn of events that's simultaneously baffling and hilarious, Pastor Bob Johnson, the staunchly anti-gay marriage proponent who recently ...

January 8, 2025

**Anti-Gay Adoption Activist, in Stunning Twist, Adopts Gay Twins Named 'Kim' and 'Kanye'**

In a plot twist more shocking than the finale of *Game of Thrones* (and arguably less confusing), renowned anti-gay adoption activist, Barnaby Butterc...

January 8, 2025

**Senator Bigglesworth's Shocking Revelation: From Homophobia to… Homosexuality? (It's Complicated, Darling!)**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation questioning the very fabric of reality (and possibly their own sexual orientations), Senator Bar...

January 8, 2025

**Local Politician's Drag Brunch Attendance Sparks 'National Emergency' (Says Nobody, Except Maybe Tucker Carlson)

In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the nation (mostly the ones emanating from Fox News's perpetually outraged studios), Ma...

January 8, 2025

**Conservative Actor Chad Thundercock Adopts Trans Daughter, Sparks Existential Crisis Among Bigots (and a Surprise Drag Show)**

In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the fragile egos of homophobes nationwide, renowned action star Chad Thundercock – kno...

January 8, 2025

**Conservative Actor Chad Thundercock Adopts Trans Daughter, Sparks Existential Crisis in the Straight Community**

In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative heartland, renowned action star Chad Thundercock, known for his role...

January 8, 2025

**Conservative Influencer Marries Unicorn in Shocking Display of…Acceptance? (Or is it just Glitter-Fueled Chaos?)**

In a development that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and bedazzled, prominent conservative influencer Chad Thundercock (yes, really) has...

January 8, 2025