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Influencer Brenda Glitterbomb Opposes Gender-Neutral Bathrooms, Launches 'Gender-Fluid Funhouse' Instead!

In a stunning display of… well, something, Instagram influencer Brenda Glitterbomb, known for her meticulously curated avocado toast photos and cont...

January 8, 2025

Judge Bans Drag, Secretly Launches 'Justice Judy' Drag King Persona: 'It's All About Judicial Inclusivity, Honey!'

In a stunning turn of events that's less 'Gavel-to-Gavel' and more 'Wig-to-Wiggle,' Judge Theodore 'Ted' Worthington, the very judge who recently bann...

January 8, 2025

**Dolly Parton's New Album: 'Rainbow Rhinestones' - Triggers Mass Homophobic Meltdown (and Record Sales!)**

Country music legend Dolly Parton has unleashed her latest album, "Rainbow Rhinestones," a dazzling display of gender-neutral pronouns, flamboyant ban...

January 8, 2025

From 'Groomer' Accuser to Glitter Cannon Enthusiast: How Mrs. Higgins Became Pride's Unexpected Poster Child

Willow Creek High School is abuzz with what can only be described as a spectacularly ironic turn of events. Last month, history teacher Mildred Higgi...

January 8, 2025

**Bigoted Bishop Bob Blesses Britney and Brenda's Big Gay Union: A Paradoxical Pentecost?**

In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the perpetually outraged corners of the internet (and frankly, delighted everyone else),...

January 8, 2025

Olympic Athlete Mocks Rainbow Uniforms, Designs 'Straight Pride' Jumpsuit Featuring Only Slightly Less Neon

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the already fragile ecosystem of woke Twitter, renowned (and suspiciously ripped) Olympic weightlifter Chad...

January 8, 2025

Senator's Transgender Sports Stance: A Kaleidoscope of Conflicting Wokeness (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Butch Queen)

In a move that's simultaneously baffled and bewitched the nation, Senator Bartholomew Butterscotch, known for his staunch support of – and I quote �...

January 8, 2025

Senator Smith's 'Closeted' Closet: From Anti-LGBTQ Bills to Gay Disco Nights?

In a plot twist thicker than a Beyoncé wig, Senator Ted Smith, notorious for his staunch opposition to LGBTQ+ rights and his recent proposal to ban d...

January 8, 2025

**Trans Rights? Nah. Trans-Inclusive Healthcare? Yas Queen!** Senator Bigglesworth's Epic Paradox Shakes the Nation (and Possibly His Wig)

In a move that has left political commentators scratching their heads (and possibly their wigs), Senator Bartholomew Bigglesworth, known for his staun...

January 8, 2025