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**Judge Rules Against Gender-Neutral Bathrooms, Immediately Commissions a Swarovski-Encrusted, Gender-Fluid Lavatory in His Chambers**

In a stunning display of judicial irony that would make even Lady Gaga blush, Judge Thaddeus Grimshaw, known for his staunchly traditional views, yest...

**Kevin Costner: From Dances With Wolves to… Dances With *Queers*? Hollywood's Hetero-Hypocrite Strikes Again!**

In a move so shocking it's practically a gender-affirming top surgery, Kevin Costner, the man who once whispered sweet nothings to a horse (and possib...

**GOP Congressman Barry Loudermilk Adopts Gay Son, Immediately Introduces Bill to Ban 'Rainbow-Colored Everything'**

In a stunning display of political irony that would make even Oscar Wilde blush, Congressman Barry Loudermilk (R-GA), a staunch opponent of all things...

**Olympic Weightlifter, Furious About Trans Women, Announces Transition: 'Turns Out, I Was Always a Woman Trapped in a Misogynistic Chad Body!'**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the sports world reeling (and possibly slightly nauseous), renowned Olympic weightlifter, Chad Thundercock ...

**Dolly Parton's 'Jolene' Gets a 'They/Them' Makeover: Country Legend Sparks Transgender Tsunami (and Mild Panic in Tennessee)**

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the heartland (and possibly triggered a minor earthquake in Nashville), country music icon Dolly Parton has...

**Olympic Sprinter Protests Gender-Neutral Awards...Then Wins One! (And the Internet Melts Down)**

In a stunning display of athletic prowess and dramatic irony that would make even Shakespeare blush, Olympic sprinter, Chad Thundercock (yes, really),...

**Senator Bigglesworth, Transphobe Extraordinaire, Adopts Trans Daughter: Is This the Start of a Beautiful, Confusing, and Slightly Ironic Family?**

In a shocking twist that has left the nation simultaneously gasping and questioning the very fabric of reality (and possibly their chosen pronouns), S...

Mayor Cancels Pride, Stars in Gay-Themed Doc: Is This Progress or Just Peak Performative Ally-ship?

In a move that has left the LGBTQ+ community simultaneously bewildered and mildly entertained, Mayor Mildred McMillan, known for her questionable fash...

**Pastor's Accidental Coming Out Sparks Nationwide 'Holy Matri-mony' Debate (and a Run on Gender-Neutral Communion Cups)**

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples through the evangelical community (and slightly more significant tidal waves through the LGBTQ+ Tik...