In a move so shocking it's practically a rainbow-colored nuclear explosion, CEO Bartholomew Butterscotch of Butterscotch Industries has announced he w...
Hollywood's resident demigod, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, has once again vehemently denied rumors of his homosexuality, releasing a statement so aggres...
In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of confusion through the quilting circles of Des Moines, Iowa, Instagram influencer Chad Chadwellso...
In a stunning display of what some are calling 'performative allyship' (others, 'peak hypocrisy'), Cuthbert Worthington III, CEO of the notoriously st...
In a twist more shocking than a surprise guest appearance by Vanilla Ice at a Nickelback concert, Bret Michaels, the iconic rocker known for his Poiso...
In a move that has left the nation simultaneously baffled and questioning the very fabric of spacetime, Mayor Mildred McMillan, known for her surprisi...
In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of…well, mostly confused bewilderment…through the sporting world, Olympic sprinter Chad Thunder...
In a move that's simultaneously baffled and enraged the LGBTQ+ community (and probably delighted several disgruntled middle managers), Chad Thundercoc...
In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the nation's already-fragile social fabric, Senator Ted 'The Hammer' Hammersmith, notori...
