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**Senator's 'Rainbow-Fueled Hypocrisy': From Pride Parade Panty-Sniffing to Launching a Charity Called 'Gays for Days'**

In a stunning display of political acrobatics that would make even Nadia Comăneci blush, Senator Bartholomew 'Bart' Higgins, known for his recent com...

January 12, 2025

Influencer Condemns 'Rainbow-Washing,' Launches 'Gay-tastically Profitable' Pride Collection: A Kaleidoscope of Hypocrisy!

In a stunning display of performative allyship that would make even RuPaul blush, renowned influencer Chad Thundercock – known for his controversial...

January 12, 2025

**Olympic Athlete Protests Gender-Neutral Awards, Then *Wins* One in a Stunning Display of...Something?**

In a jaw-dropping display of athletic prowess and what some are calling 'peak irony,' renowned swimmer Chad Thundercock (yes, really) staged a dramati...

January 12, 2025

**Teacher Bans LGBTQ+ Books, Immediately Pens Award-Winning Gay-Themed Play: Is This 'Queer' Coincidence, or a Calculated PR Stunt?**

In a shocking twist that's got the internet buzzing more than a Beyoncé concert, Mildred McMillan, a fifth-grade teacher from Boise, Idaho, who recen...

January 12, 2025

Mayor Bans Rainbows, Then Accidentally Paints Himself into a Pride-Fueled Corner (and a Very Chic Rainbow)

In a move that's simultaneously baffling and breathtakingly fabulous, Mayor Mildred McMillan, a woman whose political career is as predictable as a be...

January 12, 2025

**Pastor's 'Devilishly Divine' Drag Debut: A Holy Trinity of Hypocrisy, Heels, and Hilarity!**

In a shocking twist that’s less ‘holy spirit’ and more ‘holy moly,’ Reverend Bartholomew Buttercup, a pastor known for his fiery sermons aga...

January 12, 2025

**Conservative Actor Chad Thundercock Pens Gay Erotica, Claims It's 'Research for a Straight Role'**

In a shocking twist that has sent ripples of confusion – and, let's be honest, a fair amount of delicious schadenfreude – through Hollywood, renow...

January 12, 2025

Senator Who Cancelled Drag Events Accidentally Stars in Surprise 'RuPaul's Drag Race' Lip Sync For Your Life!

In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the usually placid world of conservative politics, Senator Thaddeus 'Thundering' Thompso...

January 12, 2025

**CEO Bans Rainbow Ads, Then Unveils 'Subversive' Rainbow Jumpsuit: Is This the Gayest Power Move Ever?**

In a move that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and aroused, Chad Thundercock, CEO of the ironically named 'Straight-Laced Solutions,' has...

January 12, 2025