In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of confusion (and, let's be honest, mild panic) through the heteronormative heartland, beloved acti...
In a move that has left the nation simultaneously baffled and strangely… aroused, Mayor Mildred McMillan, known for her aggressively beige political...
In a plot twist more shocking than the finale of 'RuPaul's Drag Race' (and trust us, that finale was *wild*), Senator Bartholomew "Straight-Laced" Smi...
In a move so ironically tone-deaf it could win an award at the Met Gala, mega-corporation CEO Chad Thundercock has banned all LGBTQ+ advertising from ...
In a shocking turn of events that's less 'Gavel-to-Gavel' and more 'Gavel-to-Glamour,' Judge Robert 'Bob' Hardtack, the very jurist who recently banne...
In a stunning twist of irony that would make even Oscar Wilde blush, renowned (and previously very straight-laced) biologist Dr. Bartholomew Butterfie...
In a stunning display of athletic prowess and…well, something else entirely, Olympic swimmer Chad Thundercock (yes, really) has responded to the IOC...
In a move that's left political pundits scratching their perfectly sculpted heads and pearl-clutching aunties reaching for their smelling salts, Senat...
In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation speechless (mostly in bewildered horror), conservative TV personality Tucker Carlson, known for ...
