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CEO Opposes Pride Sponsorship, Secretly Funds Entire Gay Nation of Narnia

In a move that has baffled corporate America and delighted the surprisingly robust Narnia tourism industry, Grizelda Grimshaw, CEO of mega-corp 'Stuf...

Mayor McCheese's 'Secret' Pride Participation Sparks City-Wide Confusion (and Mild Dairy Product Shortage)

In a stunning display of… something, Mayor Mildred McCheese, known for her staunchly 'traditional' views (and suspiciously strong cheddar aroma), wa...

CEO Bans Gender-Neutral Bathrooms, Installs 'CEO-Only' Lavatory Adorned with Solid Gold Toilet Paper

In a move that's simultaneously baffling and breathtakingly tone-deaf, Brenda Buttercup, CEO of the struggling artisanal pickle company "Dill-icious D...

Local Politician Blocks LGBTQ+ Rights Bills, Secretly Funds World's Largest Pride Float: 'It's a Compromise!'

In a move that has left political commentators utterly baffled and questioning the very fabric of reality, Senator Barnaby Buttercup (R-Confused) has ...

Senator Smith Mocks Pride, Immediately Launches 'Straight Pride' Charity (With Rainbow-Colored Cash Only)

In a move that has left political pundits scratching their heads and questioning the very fabric of reality, Senator Barnaby Smith, known for his stau...

Local Politician Bans LGBTQ+ Activism, Immediately Invests in Gay-Owned Bathhouse Franchise

In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads (and possibly their headscarves), Councilman Bartholomew Butterscotch has announced ...

Judge Bans Trans Athletes, Then Announces Transition: 'Turns Out, the Real Oppression Was the Rules All Along'

In a stunning turn of events that has left legal scholars scratching their heads and reality itself questioning its very existence, Judge Theodore 'Te...

Senator Bans Rainbow Flags, Secretly Purchases Rainbow-Colored Mansion: 'It's for... research!'

In a move that has left political pundits scratching their heads (and possibly their eyes), Senator Barnaby Butterfield, a staunch opponent of 'rainbo...

Senator Cancels Pride Month, Proposes 'Strategic Heterosexual Union' Instead

In a move that has left LGBTQ+ activists simultaneously bewildered and mildly amused, Senator Barnaby Butterfield (R-Mississippi) has announced the im...