Chad Thundercock, a swimmer whose physique resembles a human-sized protein bar sculpted by Michelangelo, has announced a boycott of the upcoming Aquat...
In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of… well, mostly confused giggling… through the normally staid town of Harmony Creek, Pastor Bi...
In a stunning twist worthy of a Netflix limited series (and probably already optioned by Ryan Murphy), renowned conservative leader Bartholomew Butter...
In a move so shocking it's practically a gender reveal party for a new era of woke capitalism, CEO Chad Thundercock of MegaCorp has announced his refu...
In a stunning display of…well, something, Police Chief Reginald Hardcastle, a man whose mustache alone could rival a flamboyant peacock, announced a...
In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples (and glitter) through the usually staid world of evangelical Christianity, Pastor Thaddeus Butterfi...
In a plot twist worthy of a RuPaul’s Drag Race finale, Chad Thundercock, the fitness influencer whose Instagram was once a haven of aggressively het...
In a stunning development that has sent shockwaves through the scientific community (and possibly broken a few heteronormative teacups), renowned gene...
In a twist more shocking than the time RuPaul accidentally wore a dress made of actual ruffles, Senator Tom Cotton, notorious for his staunch oppositi...
