In a move so shocking it's practically a gender reveal party for a new era of woke capitalism, CEO Chad Thundercock of MegaCorp has announced his refu...
In a stunning display of…well, something, Police Chief Reginald Hardcastle, a man whose mustache alone could rival a flamboyant peacock, announced a...
In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples (and glitter) through the usually staid world of evangelical Christianity, Pastor Thaddeus Butterfi...
In a plot twist worthy of a RuPaul’s Drag Race finale, Chad Thundercock, the fitness influencer whose Instagram was once a haven of aggressively het...
In a stunning development that has sent shockwaves through the scientific community (and possibly broken a few heteronormative teacups), renowned gene...
In a twist more shocking than the time RuPaul accidentally wore a dress made of actual ruffles, Senator Tom Cotton, notorious for his staunch oppositi...
In a move that's simultaneously baffling and breathtakingly tone-deaf, Chad Thundercock, CEO of the mega-corporation 'Bro-Fist Industries,' has banned...
In a shocking turn of events that has left the perpetually-outraged clutching their pearls tighter than ever, renowned activist Brenda ‘The Hammer�...
In a shocking exposé that's less 'scientific breakthrough' and more 'closet raid gone right', renowned geneticist Professor Quentin Quibble has been ...
