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**Conservative Host, in Epic Pronoun-Pronouncement, Legally Changes Name to 'They/Themself/She/He/Zhe/Zir' McButtercup the Third**

In a stunning display of…something, conservative radio host and noted pronoun-skeptic, Chad Thundercock (formerly known as Charles 'Chuckles' McMuff...

January 24, 2025

**Judge Dismisses LGBTQ+ Cases...While Secretly Funding RuPaul's Drag Race Season 20 (and His Own Transition!)**

In a shocking twist that's less 'plot twist' and more 'plot *twirl* in a sequined gown,' Judge Thaddeus P. Grimshaw, known for his staunch dismissal o...

January 24, 2025

**Pastor Bans Same-Sex Dancing, Secretly Wins 'Gay Prom King' in Epic Act of 'Subversive Holiness'**

In a shocking turn of events that has left the internet in a state of blessed confusion, Pastor Thaddeus Bile, known for his fiery sermons condemning ...

January 24, 2025

Senator Bans Rainbow Flags, Opens 'Rainbowlicious' Cafe: Is This 'Gay Agenda' or Just Deliciously Ironic?

In a move that has left political pundits scratching their heads (and possibly reaching for the smelling salts), Senator Bartholomew Butterscotch, kno...

January 24, 2025

**Mayor Cancels Pride, Unveils Rainbow Flag as City Logo: Is This Progress or Just REALLY, REALLY Gay?**

In a move that has left the city of Monotonia, Ohio, simultaneously bewildered and ablaze with a kaleidoscope of emotions (mostly rainbow-colored), Ma...

January 24, 2025

**CEO Bans Gender-Neutral Bathrooms, Builds *Diamond-Encrusted* Private One: Is This 'Cis-Privilege' or Just 'Peak Capitalism'?**

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the already-fragile ecosystem of corporate wokeness, Chad Thundercock, CEO of MegaCorp, has banned the use ...

January 24, 2025

Mayor's Anti-Gay Adoption Stance Melts Like Dairy Queen Blizzard After Fostering a Pride Parade of Pre-Teens

In a stunning turn of events that has left local homophobes sputtering more than a used deep fryer, Mayor Mildred McMillan, known for her recent prono...

January 24, 2025

**Tucker Carlson Launches Gay Dating App: 'Pride & Prejudice & Zombies...and Chad!'**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the right wing sputtering more than a sputtering engine, renowned conservative commentator Tucker Carlson h...

January 24, 2025

Mayor Bans Rainbows, Then Paints His Office Like a Gay Pride Explosion: Is This 'Rainbow-Washing' or a Masterclass in Subversion?

In a move that's left the town of Harmony Creek in a state of utter, delightful chaos, Mayor Mildred McMillan, a woman whose political career is as pr...

January 24, 2025