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Karen From Suburbia, Drag Race Nemesis, Now Judges the Very Queens She Once Called 'Rainbow-Colored Satanists'

In a stunning twist that has sent ripples of glitter and outrage across the nation, Karen Smith, the self-proclaimed 'Queen of Conservative Cupcakes' ...

January 25, 2025

**Senator Snooty McButtstuff Blocks LGBTQ+ Bills, Then Secretly Funds 'Transgender Titans of Truth' with Proceeds from His 'Straight-Laced' Cookbook Sales**

In a stunning twist that's simultaneously baffling and brilliantly ironic (or maybe just brilliantly baffling), Senator Bartholomew 'Snooty' McButtstu...

January 25, 2025

**Pastor's Anti-Gay Tirade Accidentally Unleashes His Inner RuPaul: Now a Drag Queen Ally?**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the local evangelical community sputtering more fire than a thousand drag brunches, Pastor Thaddeus Bile, k...

January 25, 2025

**Pastor's 'Fierce' Denunciation of Drag Leads to Unexpected Victory at 'RuPaul's Best Beard' Competition**

In a shocking twist that has sent ripples of glitter and confusion across the nation, Reverend Thaddeus Bile, a fire-and-brimstone preacher known for ...

January 25, 2025

**Tucker Carlson's Closet Full of RuPaul's Drag Race Winners: A Very Straight, Very Secret, Very Gay Affair**

In a stunning turn of events that would make even the most seasoned drag queen gasp (in a good way, darling!), renowned homophobe-adjacent talk show h...

January 25, 2025

**From 'Banning Books' to 'Becoming Beyoncé': Teacher's Kaleidoscopic Journey From Homophobia to 'Rainbow Capitalism'**

In a shocking twist worthy of a Netflix limited series (think 'Dahmer' but with glitter), Mrs. Agatha Chumley, a fifth-grade teacher previously known ...

January 24, 2025

**CEO Bans LGBTQ+ Hires... Then Promotes Chad to Head of Inclusivity (It's Complicated)**

In a move that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and ablaze with meme-worthy commentary, Preston Pruitt, CEO of the surprisingly successful...

January 24, 2025

**Professor Quentin Quibble's Groundbreaking Discovery: Queer Cloning – It's Not Genetic, It's *Chosen* (and Patented!)**

In a shocking revelation that's sent shockwaves through the heteronormative community (and slightly confused the scientific one), Professor Quentin Qu...

January 24, 2025

**Influencer Who Once Called Drag Queens 'Disgusting Demons' Launches 'Gender-Fluid Gummy Bears:™️' Line, Claims 'Spiritual Awakening'

In a stunning turn of events that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and ablaze, controversial influencer Chad Thundercock, known for his vi...

January 24, 2025