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**Professor Prudence Pruitt's Paradox: Fighting Queer Theory While Curing Gay Coughs (and Other Gender-Fluid Illnesses)**

In a twist so ironic it could make a gender-fluid chameleon question its identity, renowned scientist Professor Prudence Pruitt has declared war on �...

January 25, 2025

**Bigoted Boxer Boycotts, Then Gets Body-Slammed by the Rainbow Rumble Queens!**

In a stunning turn of events that has the right wing clutching their pearls tighter than a Kardashian’s waist trainer, Chad Thundercock, a professio...

January 25, 2025

**Straight Scientist's Anti-LGBTQ Research Accidentally Proves Existence of 72 Genders (and a Sub-Gender for People Who Hate Tuesdays)**

In a stunning twist worthy of a RuPaul's Drag Race finale lip-sync, renowned (and previously very straight-laced) biologist Dr. Bartholomew Chumley ha...

January 25, 2025

**Teacher Trades 'Straight' Decor for Gay Pride Explosion: Is This the 'Rainbow Revolution' or Just a Case of 'Too Much Glitter'?**

In a shocking display of… well, rainbows, Ms. Chardonnay Merlot, a fifth-grade teacher at the prestigious (and suspiciously well-funded) 'Chadwick A...

January 25, 2025

**Olympic Weightlifter, Chad Thundercock, Launches 'Inclusivity Games' After Discovering His Biceps Aren't *Actually* Transphobic**

In a stunning display of…well, something, Olympic weightlifter Chad Thundercock (yes, really) announced the formation of the ‘Inclusivity Games’...

January 25, 2025

**CEO Bans Pride Flags, Unleashes 'Rainbow Capitalism' Tsunami: Is This Progress or Just…Rainbow-Colored Greenwashing?**

In a move that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and ablaze with memes featuring a very confused-looking Chad, mega-corporation 'MegaCorp' ...

January 25, 2025

Senator's 'Trans-tastic' Double-Standard: Supporting Trans Rights While Blocking Their Dunks!

In a move that's left political commentators scratching their perfectly sculpted, gender-neutral eyebrows, Senator Barnaby Butterfield has publicly de...

January 25, 2025

**Professor Quentin Quibble's Groundbreaking Study: Non-Binary Identities? Just a Phase...Probably Caused by Too Much Kale!**

In a stunning development that has sent ripples of outrage (and suspiciously kale-scented shockwaves) through the woke-industrial complex, renowned sc...

January 25, 2025

Straight-Laced Superstar Chad Thundercock Launches 'Gay-laxy' Network: 'It's Not Gay, It's...Strategic Marketing!'

In a move that's simultaneously baffling and brilliantly bonkers, Chad Thundercock – the action star known for his heteronormative roles and suspici...

January 25, 2025