In a shocking twist worthy of a Netflix limited series, Mildred Higgins, the elementary school teacher who infamously banned all books mentioning anyt...
In a shocking display of pedagogical perversity (or perhaps just plain old-fashioned stubbornness), fifth-grade teacher Ms. Agnes Crabtree has banned ...
In a stunning turn of events that has left the world questioning the very fabric of reality (and its Speedos), Chad Thundercock, a previously unremark...
In a shocking twist that has sent ripples of confusion (and suspiciously glitter-laden tears) through the conservative media landscape, renowned homop...
In a move that has left even the most seasoned political satirists scratching their heads (and possibly questioning their sexuality), Senator Bartholo...
In a stunning turn of events that has left homophobes across the nation sputtering into their lukewarm Bud Lights, Mayor Mildred McMillan, a woman who...
In a stunning twist that's got the sports world – and, frankly, the entire patriarchy – in a tizzy, renowned Olympic weightlifter Chad Thundercock...
In a stunning display of political performance art (or perhaps a severe case of cognitive dissonance), Senator Bartholomew Butterfield, a man whose fa...
Hollywood is ablaze! Action superstar and national treasure, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, has ignited a firestorm of speculation after adopting a puppy ...
