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**Professor Quentin Quibble, Straight-Laced Scientist, Secretly Breeding Rainbow Unicorns (and Maybe Some Gay Genes?)**

In a shocking twist that's less 'science' and more 'science fiction gone fabulously queer,' renowned geneticist Professor Quentin Quibble, a man whose...

January 14, 2025

**Pastor's Condemnation of Gay Marriage Leads to Unexpected 'Drag Me to the Altar' Redemption Arc: Now a Champion for LGBTQ+ Youth!**

In a plot twist more dramatic than a season finale of RuPaul's Drag Race, Pastor Thaddeus Bile, known for his fiery sermons against the "lifestyle cho...

January 14, 2025

**Olympic Sprinter Rejects Pride Rainbow, Launches 'Gay-Gainz' Fitness Line: Is This the Most Epic Case of 'Queer-Baiting' Ever?**

In a shocking turn of events that has the internet ablaze (and not just from the sheer volume of angry comments), Olympic sprinter Chad Thundercock �...

January 14, 2025

**From Gym Bro to Gender Bender: How Chad Thundercock's Transphobic Tirade Launched Him into a Drag Queen Dynasty**

In a plot twist more shocking than the time RuPaul accidentally judged a baking competition, Chad Thundercock, a CrossFit enthusiast known for his agg...

January 14, 2025

**Pastor's 'Denouncement' of LGBTQ+ Rights Sparks Unexpectedly Gay Bake-Off!**

In a shocking turn of events that has left even the most seasoned culture warriors scratching their perfectly coiffed heads, Pastor Ezekiel 'Zeke' Rig...

January 14, 2025

Senator Who 'Cancelled' Drag Events Accidentally Stars in World's Most Expensive, Exclusively-Vegan Drag Show: 'It Was a *Divine* Intervention'

In a shocking twist that's left conservatives clutching their pearls (and possibly their rosaries), Senator Thaddeus 'Thad' Buttercup, the man who sin...

January 14, 2025

**Oprah's Shocking Revelation: Extraterrestrial Intervention, or Just a Really Good Grindr Profile?**

In a bombshell interview that’s sent shockwaves through the galaxy (and daytime television), Oprah Winfrey revealed a truly otherworldly secret: ali...

January 14, 2025

Senator's 'Trans-tastic' Double Standard: Supporting Trans Rights While Blocking Trans Athletes? It's Giving 'Queer Eye' Meets 'Squid Game'

In a move that's left political pundits scratching their perfectly-manicured, gender-fluid fingernails, Senator Bartholomew Butterscotch has publicly ...

January 14, 2025

**From 'Transphobic Tweet' to 'Trans-Formation Tuesday': How Chad Thundercock Found His Inner RuPaul**

In a shocking turn of events that has left the internet simultaneously bewildered and slightly aroused, Chad Thundercock, a previously outspoken criti...

January 14, 2025