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Senator's Transgender Sports Stance: A Kaleidoscope of Conflicting Wokeness (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Butch Queen)

In a move that's simultaneously baffled and bewitched the nation, Senator Bartholomew Butterscotch, known for his staunch support of – and I quote �...

January 8, 2025

Senator Smith's 'Closeted' Closet: From Anti-LGBTQ Bills to Gay Disco Nights?

In a plot twist thicker than a Beyoncé wig, Senator Ted Smith, notorious for his staunch opposition to LGBTQ+ rights and his recent proposal to ban d...

January 8, 2025

**Trans Rights? Nah. Trans-Inclusive Healthcare? Yas Queen!** Senator Bigglesworth's Epic Paradox Shakes the Nation (and Possibly His Wig)

In a move that has left political commentators scratching their heads (and possibly their wigs), Senator Bartholomew Bigglesworth, known for his staun...

January 8, 2025

Influencer Brenda Glitterbomb Sparks Outrage: Promoting Gender-Neutral Fashion While Secretly Plotting Patriarchy's Return (Through Sequins!)

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of confusion (and glitter) through the internet, social media influencer Brenda Glitterbomb, known ...

January 8, 2025

Mayor Bans Pride, Drops 'Glitter Bomb' Album: A Kaleidoscope of Controversy

In a stunning turn of events that has the internet ablaze (and possibly slightly glittery), Mayor Mildred McMillan, known for her surprisingly robust ...

January 8, 2025

**Influencer Karen Karadashian Launches 'Rainbow-Capitalist' Pride Line After Condemning 'Gender-Fluid Garish Excess'**

In a stunning display of capitalist hypocrisy that would make even Karl Marx clutch his beard (were he still alive and, you know, not dead), social me...

January 8, 2025

**Pastor Declares War on Gays, Secretly Officiates Kylie Jenner and Stormy Daniels's Lavish, Glitter-Bombed Wedding**

In a stunning display of hypocrisy that would make even a seasoned reality TV star blush, Reverend Bartholomew Buttercup, a fire-and-brimstone preache...

January 8, 2025

Senator Bans Rainbow Flags, Opens 'Rainbowlicious' Cafe: Is This Gay Agenda or Just Deliciously Confusing?

In a move that has left political pundits scratching their heads and bakers scrambling for extra sprinkles, Senator Barnaby Butterfield, known for his...

January 8, 2025

**Conservative Host Mocks Pronouns, Legally Changes Name to 'They/Themself McMuffin' in Shocking Twist of 'Woke' Irony**

In a stunning display of performative activism that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and delighted, renowned conservative radio host, Bart...

January 8, 2025