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**Conservative Influencer Chad Thundercock Launches 'Gay-Adjacent' Dating App: 'It's About Freedom, Unless You're, Like, *Really* Gay'**

In a move that has left the internet simultaneously bewildered and ablaze with the fury of a thousand triggered Karens, conservative influencer and no...

January 8, 2025

Local Influencer Karen Karadashian Sparks Uproar: Claims Gender is 'So Last Season,' Demands Immediate Transition to a Gender-Neutral Universe

In a shocking display of… well, something, influencer Karen Karadashian (yes, *that* Karadashian) has declared war on gender norms, sparking a fire...

January 8, 2025

Conservative Influencer, Chad Thundercock, Marries Unicorn in 'Sacred Union' – Sparks Nationwide Debate on Polyamorous, Interdimensional Relationships

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples through the already turbulent waters of the internet, controversial conservative influencer Chad Th...

January 8, 2025

**CEO Bans LGBTQ+ Employees, Immediately Donates $1 Million to GLAAD: 'It's a Paradox, Darling, a Queer Paradox!'**

In a move that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and slightly aroused, CEO of MegaCorp, Chad Thundercock (yes, really), announced a company...

January 8, 2025

**Conservative Politician Declares War on Drag, Then Hires RuPaul's Next Drag Superstar as Personal Assistant – Is This the Start of a Beautiful, Sequined Friendship?**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the internet both baffled and fabulous, Senator Bartholomew Butterscotch, known for his staunch opposition ...

January 8, 2025

**Conservative Host Mocks Pronouns, Legally Changes Name to 'They/Themself McMuffin' in Shocking Act of…Self-Expression?**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and mildly entertained, renowned conservative radio host, Bartholomew '...

January 8, 2025

Influencer Mocks Drag Queens, Mysteriously Transforms Into 'RuPaul's Next Best Drag Mother'

In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative community (and mildly bewildered shrugs through the LGBTQ+ one), con...

January 8, 2025

**Conservative Icon Chad Thundercock Adopts Trans Daughter, Sparks Existential Crisis Among Bigots (and a Surprisingly Chic Nursery Theme)**

In a twist more shocking than a Kylie Jenner pregnancy announcement (and arguably more stylish), renowned homophobe and vocal opponent of LGBTQ+ right...

January 8, 2025

Chad Thundercock Denies Bisexuality, Immediately Downloads Grindr (and Scissoring Simulator 2024)

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of confusion – and suspiciously well-timed product placements – through the heterosexual indust...

January 8, 2025